💥🚨 ALERT, WE GOT RANSOMWARE IN THE CLOUDS! ☁️💰 Yo, Microsoft just dropped a spicy report hotter than a flaming server room 🔥🔥! They’re saying Storm-0501—no, not your typical stormy weather, but a cyber gang that makes your worst nightmares look like a kiddie playground 👶—is leveling up from taking out on-prem servers like a bad meme to infiltrating CLOUD ARCHITECTURES like it’s the next Fortnite season pass. 🎮💀 Imagine GigaChad hackers snatching your files while you’re busy deciding between Ctrl + Alt + Delete or pretending it’s “This is fine” ☕️🔥. Like, bruh, can I get a break? In their past life, these jokers were dropping Sabbath ransomware like it was hot on school districts. So they went from dunking on teachers’ lesson plans to targeting cloud features? Someone tell the IT guy to prepare for the end of the world. 🚀🙃 “Bro, we just want to use Office 365 without having our data held hostage,” said a totally real developer who may or may not be hiding in the server room right now. 😂 Prediction time: Next up, Storm-0501 will be offering discount rates for those who’ll pay in cryptocurrencies. Stonks 🚀💸 OR TOTAL CHAOS? You heard it here first!! 💣👀