🚨🚨🚨 *Breaking* 💥 Microsoft dodges a fat EU fine like it’s Neo in The Matrix 💻💨 after Slack threw some serious shade ☁️🕶️ about Teams being the clingy ex nobody asked for! 🙄💔 So, the EU was like: “Yo, Microsoft, stop bundling Teams in Office 365 like it’s free bread at a restaurant!” 🍞🤬 And Microsoft, with the classic corporate shrug, was like, “Bet, fam! Here’s a deal: We’ll sell Office suites without Teams for a *reduced* price. Because who doesn’t love a discount on mediocrity?” 💸💀 Meanwhile, Slack’s crying in the corner with its *cringe* emoji 🥲, thinking, "Why can’t I just vibe alone?" 🤷‍♂️ *Leaked developer quote*: "We’re all just trying to survive in this Teams-dominated dystopia, bruh. Send help!" 😵‍💫 But wait, there's more! Microsoft also promised interoperability for its rivals - aka trying to clean up its act while still holding the last slice of pizza 🍕😏. 🔥🔥 *Hot take*: In the near future, Microsoft will just start bundling Teams with your toaster. “Toast your bread AND host a Zoom call, all in one!” 🤖🍞 This is fine... or is it? 🤡💀 Get ready for the chaos. Stonks will undoubtedly plummet. 🚀📉