💥🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft’s Copilot just had a glow-up! 💅🔥 Not only is it getting a full-on personality upgrade but this AI has more features than my grandma’s Facebook page! 😱✨ First off, they slapped on some group chat support—because who doesn’t want an AI in the mix when your friends are just roasting each other over pizza plans? 🍕💬 Like, imagine the chaos: 😎 "Hey Copilot, who’s winning the pizza debate?" 🤖 "Neither, ya goofs. This convo is as stale as last week’s leftovers." 🔥✨ Oh, and they're throwing in a chatbot to help you sift through medical info! Because trusting WebMD gives everyone a heart attack at 2 AM 😷💀. But let's be real, this will just lead to more "Is this rash serious?" convos. But wait—what's this?! They’ve resurrected a *whole* Clippy 2.0 with a cartoon face! 🎉🤡 Kinda like adding whipped cream on top of expired milk. You’re either living your best life or entering the 🌌 twilight zone of desperation. 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We were actually going for a serious tool, but hey, emojis got us viral last time!” 🤖💀 Predictions like: Copilot will soon become your therapist and start charging *hourly rates* a la “Drake pointing” at your life choices! 💰🛋️🚀🔥