🚨💥BREAKING: Microsoft & AWS Play International Hide and Seek!💼🌏 You heard it here first, folks! According to leaked intel from that one dude drinking a green smoothie in a coffee shop, Microsoft is ditching China faster than a dev drops a bug report! 🥴💨 That’s right—by 2026, you betcha, those Surface laptops and servers are about to be made in places that don't involve the Great Firewall! 🚧💻 Meanwhile, AWS is FOMO-ing right behind them, like Drake pointing at their own flavor of stonks strategy! 📈 *"Nah, fam, let’s just outsource this whole production thing!"* 🤷‍♂️🔥 I can already picture Satya Nadella doing TikToks about manufacturing in Vietnam, captioned: “This is fine, but with better Wi-Fi.” 🐶💀 Leaked developer quote: *“Bro, we’re just trying to dodge tariffs like it’s the Matrix. Neo who?”* 🕶️👾 But wait—does this mean we'll see Surface devices become hot "handcrafted" collectibles made by artisanal peasants? 🤔✨💰 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: By 2027, Microsoft is gonna be a DIY furniture brand selling "Surface desks" and "Surface chairs," because who needs tech when you can have IKEA?! 💀🤡 Now go share this chaos or you might find yourself stuck with a Surface toaster!!! 🍞💥