🧐💤 **BREAKING NEWS**: Microsoft and Anthropic just dropped a bombshell bigger than your grandma’s meatloaf: they're bringing in *former UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak* as a senior adviser! 🍾 But wait, they promise *he won’t be lobbying with the UK government*—because what’s more fun than playing with your new tech toys while ignoring the people who actually make the rules? 🤡💥 In a world where “political consultant” is just a fancy term for “corporate puppet,” Microsoft is acting like it’s throwing a stonks party, but the vibe is more *this is fine* 🔥 than *drake pointing* based. Like, who thought letting a politician run the show was a good idea? They're probably just hoping he can turn their AI chatbots into actual politicians—who's ready to have a heated debate with a bot about taxes? 🤖💸 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Listen, we’ll just install Windows 11 on everything and hope nobody remembers the last innovative thing we did. We’re vibing for the stonks, baby!" - Your average Microsoft intern, probably 😅 Prediction Alert: In five years, Sunak will be pitching an AI version of himself as the next PM. 🌌💀 Get ready for the *Rishi 2.0* comeback tour—lobbying still optional! ✌️💯