🌧️💦Hold onto your boarding passes! 😱 New Mexico City just turned into Atlantis 2.0, but instead of epic underwater adventures, we’ve got a half-finished mega-airport that said “nah fam, not today” and decided to just… 💧submerge itself. Like, can you even? ✈️🤦‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️💨 After the “who’s gonna build this thing?” debacle, they basically told the airport to take a permanent vacation, and BOOM! It’s now an Instagrammable wetland! 🍃🌊 This is what happens when you mix mega-projects with zero funding! 💸💸 An “anonymous” developer was overheard saying, “We thought it would rain, and it just... kept raining. So, we’re kinda out here, just vibing with the ducks, ya feel?” 🦆💦 Listen, this is a major win for Mother Nature, but a big L for mankind. Like Drake pointing at the wetland vibes, and saying "This is fine. Meanwhile, stonks for wetland tourism are about to go TO THE MOON!" 🚀🌕 🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction? Next summer, you’ll be booking your flights over an actual wetland safari, and llamas will be the new TSA agents. Get ready to be strip-searched by a llama named Carlos. No cap! 🦙💀🌍💰 #WetlandPuns #AirportWho?