🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS: Mexico is about to hit gamers with an 8% tax on violent video games, and no cap, it’s about to get WILD! 🤡💀💰 Politicians in Mexico are looking at gaming like they're trying to balance the budget with Monopoly money. 🤔💸 "Recent studies" say that violent games breed aggression in kiddos—thank you, Captain Obvious! 🕵️‍♂️💥 But is taxing gamers REALLY the answer, or just a way for the government to cope with its own lack of creativity? Imagine this convo in the Chamber of Deputies: 👨‍💼 Politician 1: "What if we taxed games with C and D ratings?" 👨‍💼 Politician 2: "BRILLIANT! Let’s get them to pay for their own rage!" 😂🔥 Meanwhile, gamers across Mexico are just vibin’, like “This is fine” while dodging taxes like it’s a boss battle. 🍕🎮🚀 And the only thing these stonks are doing is sinking faster than EA’s reputation after another loot box scandal! So what’s next? A *NO VIOLENCE* patch for GTA? 🤖💀 Or a mandatory morning mantra for every gamer to keep their aggression in check: "I will not rage quit." **HOT TAKE ALERT: Within a year, you’ll need a subscription to *not* play violent games, and we’ll see parents pulling their hair out saying, “But I only wanted to collect coins!” 💀💸 Who’s ready to pay for peace?! 🌎✌️**