🚨🕶️ BREAKING: Meta is about to TURN UP the fashion game with AR glasses so fly, even Ray-Bans are shaking in their aviators. This ain’t your granddad's eyewear, fam! 💅🔥 But hold up! The real tea? 👀 Cuz apparently they’re dropping two whole pairs. Like, bruh, how many pairs of AR glasses does one existential crisis need? 🤔💀 Also, there's whispers of another gag-worthy device—think Meta’s version of the fanny pack but, like, for your face? 💁‍♂️😱 Imagine Mark Zuckerberg casually strutting down the runway in these, while saying “Can you see the metaverse? 👓✨” and we’re all just like “bro, I can see my life choices flashing before my eyes.” 🚀💔 A leaked convo between devs might just confirm: “Dude, we just added a feature to make selfies look decent. 💵” “Fire that dude up! Also, what’s a selfie without 400 filters and a dog ear?” 🐶💖 🔥💰 So, here’s the wild prediction for ya: By this time next year, Meta will TRY to get fashion week models to wear AR glasses down the catwalk, and we’ll all just be *that* one guy muttering “this is fine.” Y’all better stock up on Apple and Ray-Ban shorts now. STONKS are gonna crash harder than my hopes of using these without looking like a total noob. 😂💸 #ThisIsFine #MetaFashionMeme