🚨BREAKING GOOFY NEWS ALERT 🚨 So, Meta’s Zuck (you know, the human thumb in a hoodie) just dropped another wild claim: if you don’t wear their new smart glasses, you’ll be dumber than a brick. 🧱💀 Like, bro, did we ASK for glasses that double as a neon sign for awkwardness? 🤡 Imagine walking around looking like you’re about to drop a TED Talk on the latest Metaverse conspiracy while simultaneously trying not to spill your overpriced oat milk latte. 🥛✨ Meanwhile, everyone’s like, “What’s that? You’ve got your *life* in those dorky specs?!" No cap, you’ll just look like a nerd trying to flex in a middle school cafeteria. This is fine. 🔥 ✨ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We figured that if they didn’t buy them for the smarts, we could at least sell them on the fact that they’re basically the glasses from The Matrix. They won’t even know it’s cringe.” 🤖 Drake’s got a meme ready for this: 🤑 “This is META. 🫠” You want to make *friends*? Here’s a hot take: the only thing 100% certain about these glasses will be a new trend in talking to walls—because let’s face it, social interactions are *so* 2020. 🔥 DARE YOU to make a Twitter poll to see if it's worth it! If you get called ‘educational’ while wearing them, you’re officially living in the Upside Down. 🚀 So, brace yourselves for social awkwardness overload, folks! 🌌