🚨💥 CALLING ALL CAVE DWELLERS & VR NERDS! 🚨💥 So, Meta just dropped the *Hyperscape Capture* app for your tired old Quest 3 & 3S headsets—like, who knew they could scan your room faster than my WiFi drops during a Zoom meeting?! 🤪🏠💨 I mean, are we trying to bring the cringe of real life into VR, or what? 😂 Imagine strapping on your Meta headset and watching your clutter magically *transform* into a dystopian nightmare—(the opposite of “this is fine”🔥). Also, who doesn't want Meta invading their home space? What’s next, scanning your fridge to suggest recipes based on your leftover pizza? 🍕🤖 🔮 *“Yeah, I coded it in three days, but honestly, it mostly just detects whether you're a hoarder or not,”* said an imaginary developer on Discord. No cap, can’t wait for it to serve me ads for cleaning supplies! 💀🧹 Meanwhile, the real question: if my cat walks into the scan, does the app turn him into a cute little VR sidekick, or do I have to pay extra for DLC? 💸🐱 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Mark my words—Meta will soon charge you for virtual space “cleaning fees”. Stonks are gonna be wild! 🚀💰✨💥 Time to prepare your wallets, folks — the *virtual* invasion is here 😱! BE SCARED, OR BE STONKED!