🚨🔥 BREAKING: Meta’s about to turn your Face into a New Reality! Get ready to flex those new smart glasses like it’s 2045! 🤖🕶️💅 So, Mark ZuckerDude is opening up a pop-up shop called “Meta Lab” (cuz “Truman Show 2.0” wasn’t catchy enough) just so you can try out those $799 Ray-Ban wannabes. 😎💸 I mean, come on fam, at that price they should come with a free trip to the therapist for the tech-induced existential crisis you’re about to have. 😳🌀💔 👀 “Are these glasses going to change my life?” *looks in mirror* “Nope, still ugly, but at least I’ll miss all the cringe IRL interactions.” 💀🤡 #ThisIsFine Already, I can hear the leaked convo: 🗣️ Developer: “Dude, imagine how embarrassing it’ll be when people see you filming them in 4K from your face.” 👨‍💻 Engineer: “Yeah but… STONKS?!” 📈 Meta’s opening up in all the major cities - Vegas, LA, New York - like they’re sending us on a dystopian scavenger hunt for your dignity. 🎉 🚀 So here’s my hot take: In two years, those glasses will literally be the new ‘Vibe Check’ device. “Did you just get dumped? Let’s check your Reality Filter™” 🤯🔥 Keep your eyes peeled, folks… or at least your Meta-enhanced thumbnails! 👁️✨