🌐💥 **BREAKING: Meta Goes Full Cyclops with New Smart Glasses?!** 👓🔮 Alright fam, gather 'round because Meta just dropped more leaks than your favorite meme page spills tea! 😂💦 Apparently, the tech wizards over at Meta thought *“What if I could look like a wannabe futuristic pirate?”* and now we've got Ray-Ban branded smart glasses with an actual display. But wait, there's more! *Sphaera* Oakley shades are also creeping into your feeds like an unwanted ex 💔👀. Sounds like the Connect event is about to go from “*who asked?*” to “*shut up and take my money!*” 🤑💰 Do you like navigating with one eye on a 5-inch display while the other is busy dodging reality? 🤔😵‍💫 Here’s the tea: the display is crammed into the right lens (because why not make vision a challenge?), and you can ask Meta AI anything like “Why do I still have no friends?” or “How do I escape my existential dread?” 🤖🔥 Developer Quote™: “We just wanted to put the fun in functional, like those dopamine shots in Gen Z’s veins. 😋” ~A Meta Engineer, definitely not crying in a corner. Prediction: 📈 No cap, these glasses will be the starting point for a market of cosplay VR parents who can’t even pretend anymore. In 2025, we’ll all be wearing glasses that tell us how sad we are based on facial recognition. 🤡💀💬 #ThisIsFine