🚨 BREAKING: Meta's ‘New Normal’ is Here, and It's Totally Robotic 😱🤖💼 In an internal memo leaked more dramatically than my last relationship, Meta’s like, “Yo, we’re judging you on your *AI-driven impact* now! Get on the tech bandwagon or get left in the dust of the metaverse, folks!” 🚀💀 #MetaMadness 2026 is the year they pull the plug on human emotions, and instead, your performance review will look like an Excel spreadsheet mixed with a crystal ball 🔮📊. Yep, if your algorithm isn’t cranking out bonkers engagement metrics, you might as well prepare for the pink slip party! 🎉🤡 “Honestly, I just made a meme about it,” one Meta dev joked while clutching their caffeine IV drip 💉☕. “They asked for AI impact; I sent them cat videos. We’re definitely getting fired, fr fr.” Drake would be like “nah” at this whole situation—pointing back to the fun times before AI took our jobs. 😬👀 Honestly, my hot take? By 2028, we’ll all be out of jobs, and the only thing left will be a lonely AI program sitting at your desk, judging you like your mom did in high school 🥲🔥. Prepare the stonks for your emotional support robot. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💰 🔥💥 MEME THIS WILDNESS AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS!