🚨🔮BREAKING NEWS: Meta just dropped some serious NPC tea and it’s hotter than your mom’s basement! 🔥🤖🐸 Get ready for AI-powered non-playable characters in the Horizon Worlds metaverse, where NPCs will soon chat with you like that one friend who doesn’t shut up about crypto! 💰💬 Meta’s developers are about to flex their *mad scientist* skills with customization like it’s a dress-up app for toddlers.👗🤡 You can give these characters a backstory that would make even the most convoluted anime plot seem simple! 😂 And yes, they’ll be able to have “lifelike” chats! This means they can finally ask you about your day instead of just standing there like that awkward uncle at Thanksgiving. 🦃✌️ But hold up, fam! Remember when Meta said they’d solve social interactions? Spoiler alert: It's still "this is fine" dog burning in the corner. 🔥🐕 Series of unfortunate events incoming! Developers are probably thinking, "Dude, what if I made an NPC that just roasts players every time they log in?" 🤔💀 So grab your meta goggles, because whether you like it or not, the dystopian future is here! 🌌 My hot take? In 2024, Meta NPCs will start unions demanding better training or they’ll stop having “lifelike” conversations until they get proper pay! 🤩🤯💵 #Stonks 🚀💥 Now, will I be gaming, or will I be part of a counseling session? 🤷‍♂️👾