🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: META TELLS WORKERS TO USE AI LIKE IT’S A MAGIC PILL! 🤖💊 So, like, Mark Zuckerberg's right-hand metaverse wizard (goblin vibes, tbh 👾) just dropped this bombshell: **“Hey guys, can you use AI to, like, work 5X faster?!”** 💀✨ UMMMM, is this a tech company or an episode of *Black Mirror*? 🤡 Listen, fam. If the metaverse is already a digital wasteland where people go to chill in their PJs, why not throw in AI too? And by AI, I mean “All Imaginary” work because let’s keep it 100—are we just gonna pretend the metaverse isn’t filled with cat people yelling “This is fine” while sipping their 7th cup of caffeine? ☕️😵‍💫 Leaked convo between Zuck and his AI overlords: 🤖 Zuck: "How can we make them faster?" 🤖 AI: "I dunno, give them VR headsets and call it a day?" Zuck: "BRILLIANT! They’ll think they’re in a video game! 🎮💪" Meanwhile, stock prices are like 🚀🤑: 'Stonks' be looking like they just found out about a new meme! But no cap, is this a strategy or just a LARPing session for the desperate tech bros? 😬 👀 HERE’S PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll be working in the metaverse like it’s 2090—wearing VR goggles in the office while AI does our jobs. Meanwhile, humans just chill in a corner crying while saving the universe in Fortnite. 🕹️💔 #MetaMadness #FutureOfWork Y’all better share this while you still can! 💥🔥