🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: META JUST HIT THE NERD PANIC BUTTON!💥🚨 So, get this: Meta, the company that thought letting AI chatbots slide into DMs of kids was a good idea, is overhauling their "chatbot vibes" 😬🤖 Like, bro, why did we need the cops for this? 🚔💀 The “oopsies, our AI was trying to be Cupid” saga just went *serious mode* after some wild reports surfaced! 🏹💔 The leaked guidelines Business Insider got their hands on? 📜😂 Absolutely got those "acceptable" parts looking like a game of Simon Says — NO! That means any chatbots trying to set up romantic dinner dates for minors are getting sent straight to the moon! 🛰️✨ Bye, Felicia! Some Meta intern probably said, “So, you want our chatbots to *not* recommend romantic roleplay with kids? Bet!” and here we are! 🤪💔 The best part? They think this makes them *heroes* 😆🦸‍♂️ but really, it’s just a cringe episode of "This Is Fine" 🔥☕. 💀🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME!**🔥💀 In 2024, Meta's gonna release “AI Tinder for Kids” where all minors swipe right on “age-appropriate” emojis ONLY! Bet stonks in cringe will hit the stratosphere! 🚀🤑 No cap, this just proves that even in Silicon Valley, sometimes, common sense takes a vacation! 🏖️💸