🚨🐷 BREAKING: Meta’s new plan to slap a computer on your face is here, folks! 🤡🔥🐸💀 Do you want to look like a futuristic cyborg or are you just trying to avoid more awkward small talk at family gatherings? 🤖💬👀 Meta thinks smart glasses are the *SUPERIOR* way to live your life, but honestly? We all know they're just one bad update away from becoming the “FaceHugger 3000” that accidentally livestreams your lunch. 🤷‍♂️🍕💩 💔 On the latest episode of The Vergecast, some Gadget Grinches debate whether Meta is leading or just making us all ugly with “face computers." I mean, which is worse? The glasses or the inevitable TikTok dance while you’re microwaving your leftovers? №🕺 “Honestly, I just want my device to tell me when I’m about to trip over my shoelaces,” leaked a Meta developer while crying over their stonk levels. 📉💔💸 Can you IMAGINE being stopped dead in your tracks because your glasses just delivered your “daily reminder to stop scrolling”? This is fine. 🥴💀 But no cap, if Meta’s face computer becomes sentient and starts writing memes... that’s when we’ll know it's game over. Hang tight, fam! I predict we’ll all be wearing glasses that diagnose our life choices by 2025. 🚀👓🔥 #MetaMemeMadness