🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Meta just got hit with that "no cap, you’re gonna jail" energy! 😱💀 A judge just ruled they CAN'T hide internal research about how their platforms are basically turning teenagers into social media zombies! 🤖👾 Honestly, if Mark Zuckerberg was a meme, he'd be the "This Is Fine" dog sitting in a blazing dumpster fire. 🔥🌪️ So what happened? 🤔 A court said Meta’s lawyers were like, “Shhh, cover that up, fam!” 🤫 They were trying to hit CTRL+Z on their own research to avoid liability. Judge Yvonne Williams was NOT having it: “Cope & seethe, Meta!” 🤣💅 Leaked developer quote: “If we keep this up, we’ll have to start putting warning labels on our logos! Can I get a ‘ded’ instead?!” 🤡💀 Meanwhile, Meta’s response was classic: “This was *just* routine legal stuff, totally normal!” Like bro, you could put that on a T-shirt and start a cult! 👕💰 💥🔥HOT TAKE ALERT🔥💥: Don’t be surprised if Meta’s next big feature is a “Teen Safety Mode” that literally limits screen time to 6 seconds per week. The stonks will plummet faster than your friend’s WiFi on a Saturday night! 🚀🤣 #MetaMadness #TeenageMutantNinjaZuckers