🚨👓BREAKING: Meta's Project Hypernova Smart Glasses are apparently facing more turbulence than a cat in a bathtub! 🛁🐱💦 Reports are droppin’ like they’re hot, and it seems ol' Zuck and his crew don’t think sales will be lifting off like a SpaceX rocket! 🚀💀 Low sales expectations? More like, *“This is fine”* 🔥🤷‍♂️ as they wave at their multi-billion dollar investment, wondering where the money went. 🤑💸 Leaked conversation from the Meta HQ: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Hey, are we still calling them Hypernova?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Bruh, at this rate, we should just rename them ‘Hyper-NO’. 🤡💔” You’d think they’d throw in some TikTok integration or AR feature to get that Gen Z buzz 💃💥, but nah, just plastic frames and disappointment. 😭 Drake’s pointing meme has never been more applicable! 👀➡️💔 People would rather buy a used flip phone than these overpriced face slappers. No cap, the only thing “augmented” about these glasses is how augmented the cringe level is! 🤦‍♂️ Hot take: In 2024, Project Hypernova is gonna be the next vintage thrift store sensation 🤡🕶️. “Oh, you’ve NEVER heard of them?” *Stonks going down* 📉📉. Prepare to see them in an episode of “Things to Avoid” on YouTube! 🔥🥴