🚨BREAKING NEWS: META WANTS TO ZUCK OUT OF PROBLEMS 🚨💔💀 Okay fam, grab your popcorn because the legal drama is about to get spicy! 🍿🔥 A judge just told Meta, aka The House of Zuck, “Nah fam, you can’t just ghost this lawsuit!" 🤡💥 Like, really?! You think you can just swipe left on sexual harassment claims like you do on dating apps? 😂💔 So our boy Stonelake, who worked at Meta since the time when ‘Facebook’ was just for college kids and not an international meme factory💻, decided enough was enough and is dropping *some serious* heat on the Big Blue in Washington state. He’s leveling accusations that are hotter than a hoodie-wearing programmer’s computer after a 12-hour coding session! 💻💥 **Leaked Quotes from Developers**: "Honestly, I thought we were just building ‘metaverse’ avatars, not a lawsuit factory.” - **Anonymous Dev**👀😬 🔮🔥 PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, this whole ordeal will be turned into a Netflix drama starring Jim Carrey as Zuck. Get ready for the wildest ride of cringe and chaos! 🎬🍿 Looks like the stonks on *not* getting roasted are going DOWN! 📉🔥 #MetaDrama #ZuckedOut #ThisIsFine