🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE ZUCKERVERSE!💥🚨 Y’all, gather ‘round because Meta just hit the brakes on hiring for their AI superintelligence squad! 💀💸 The recruiting party that was louder than the "How It Started vs. How It’s Going" meme is now officially *not* hiring. Welcome to the ghost town of Silicon Valley, folks! 👻🏖️ 🧑‍💻 *"Hey, remember that time we thought we could build Skynet? LOL, so cringe!"* - a totally/not-made-up Meta developer, probably. 🥴 But wait, there's more! While the Zuckster is busy restructuring, I picture him in a boardroom surrounded by GPT-3 and a bunch of holographic avatars looking like the ultimate bad boys in the latest sci-fi flick. 🚀👾 Drake✋➡️"AI hiring spree" vs. "AI hiring freeze" = *That's a red flag, fam.* 🚩 The only thing skyrocketing is the stonks chart of anxiety for Meta employees! 📉 Meme prediction: in a year, we’re gonna see Meta’s AI taking over our social media with “This is fine” memes while roasting their own HR about the hiring freeze. 🔥🔥 Get ready: Meta's AI is about to go full “just vibin’” while the humans are coping so hard they might be crying into their overpriced oat milk lattes. ☕️💔 #MetaCrisis #AIOverlordNextDoor 🤖👀✨