🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Meta’s about to drop the most cringe-worthy robots since the last time someone said “Facebook is cool” 🥴💀Introducing the *Metabot*—the humanoid robot that’s basically a shy kid at a party trying to break the ice with AR jokes no one gets! 🤖✨ So, Andrew “The Bos” Bosworth was like, “Yo, we’re gonna ARM (get it?) these bots to take over the world or something, fr fr.” 😏💰 He’s convinced that licensing their software to other robot makers will be, in his words, the next “AR size bet.” 😭📏 Meanwhile, Meta’s current strategy looks like an over-caffeinated toddler spilling juice on the carpet while trying to build a robot empire. Seriously, a bunch of “Metabots”? More like “Meta-nah.” 🚫🤡 *Looks at the stonk graph* 📉 Insider rumor: “We thought we’d start with cats before moving to full humanoids, just for practice.” - Some dude in a hoodie at Meta 🤷‍♂️💸 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and a meme template because these bots are gonna crash harder than a Zoom call when the WiFi goes out! 🔥💀 Prediction: Expect “Metabot” to be the next hot Halloween costume—just add a malfunctioning glitch and a cringe dance! 🙌🚀