🚨BREAKING: Meta's AI Heist 💀🎉🚨 Y’all, Meta is out here like a Netflix series gone wild, poaching Apple researchers faster than I can swipe left on Tinder! 🚀💔😱 Six researchers in SEVEN weeks?! At this rate, Apple's gonna need to hire a “find my Tinder date” team to locate their talent! 😂🔍💼 Imaginary leaked quotes from Meta’s CEO: “Why have a life when you can have AI? #WorkLifeBalanceIsForLosers” 🤖🔥 Meanwhile, Tim Cook is probably weeping into a pile of iPhones while muttering "This is fine" as he watches his AI team vanish quicker than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call! 📉💔 Let’s be real, Meta isn't stealing talent; they’re plundering the Apple orchards for that sweet, sweet AI juice! 🍏💦💰 Stonks go up for Meta as they build their army of AI overlords, one researcher at a time! But here’s the kicker: what if this is all part of a grand plan to create an AI that tells you which TikTok dance you should be doing at 3 AM? 🤯💃 You heard it here first, folks! Meta's about to drop an AI that writes your Tinder bio FOR YOU... and it’s going to be based! 🧠✨🔥 Mark my words: in 2024, the hottest tech trend will be AI relationship managers... but that’s a whole different level of cringe! 😳💔💀 #MetaMadness #TechTwisted