🚨💀 *BREAKING NEWS: META’S AR PLANS ARE LIKE THAT ONE KID IN CLASS WHO NEVER STUDIED BUT STILL TRIES TO CHEAT* 💀🚨 So this week on *Equity* (not the finance kind, but the "who's getting roasted this time" kind), we got our tech-tastic trio: Anthony “Stonks” Ha, Kirsten “I’m not reading this script” Korosec, and Max “Is my mic on?” Zeff diving headfirst into the dumpster fire that is Meta's AR “dreams” 🚀🔥. 😂 Like, come on, Meta—your AR ambitions are about as realistic as me getting my life together before 2024 🤡. You think their next headset is going to be more than a glorified VR memory? This is fine. Meanwhile, California’s poking the AI bear with a stick again (Y’all need to chill fr fr) 🐻💥. They’re drafting regulations like they're writing fanfic—it's getting serious, folks! *Leaked quote from Meta Dev*: "We just wanted to give people the *virtual* experience of disappointment." 💔💻 If you want the full scoop, hit up the podcast on your favorite platform, and get ready for some galaxy brain predictions that will make you question reality! 💰🤖🔥 🔥 Hot take: In five years, we’re all gonna be living in AR, and the only regulation will be the “Don’t get lost in the meta-verse” rule! 💸📉