🚨🍕 BREAKING NEWS: Meta is trying to turn your living room into Gordon Ramsay's kitchen using VR, and it’s equally epic and cringe! 💀✨ Welcome to Hyperscape—a name that sounds like a budget cereal brand! 🥴💥 So, you thought your Quest headset was just a portal to *literally* everything but the real world? Nah fam, it’s time to bring your kitchen into the metaverse so you can burn toast in 3D! 🔥🍞 *Pro tip: Don’t ask Meta's AI for cooking tips. It’s still figuring out how to boil water without crashing.* 🤖💯 Here's the catch: Right now, you can only explore your own scanned spaces—imagine being stuck in your sweatpants while visiting your couch *virtually*. 😂🛋️ And sharing with friends? "Coming soon"—a.k.a. the tech equivalent of “we’ll fix it in post.” 🤡📅 "Honestly, we just wanted to use this tech to see if it’s really possible to make my ex’s kitchen worse," said one beleaguered developer (probably). Meanwhile, Meta's sitting on a goldmine of potential stonks 💰 and meme material while the tech world is like, “This is fine.” (Flames erupting in the background). 🔥🔥 🔥🔥 Here’s a hot take: In 2025, kids will be using Hyperscape to make dungeons out of their parents’ living rooms—but we’ll all be too busy watching TikTok to care! 🤯🚀