Metaโs about to flex 100 MW of solar power ๐ก๐ช๐! Call me the eco-Stark now! #SustainableVibes #WattIsThis ๐
๐จ๐ข BREAKING NEWS: Meta Turns On The Sunny Side! โ๏ธ๐ก Hold up, fam! Meta is about to slap a massive 100 MW of solar panels on their AI data center in South Carolina! ๐๐ฟ Like, can we just take a second to recognize they're trying to channel their inner "green" vibes while simultaneously mining our data like it's 2099? ๐ค๐ ๐ผ According to an *alleged* Developer Note leaked to the interwebs, "We heard the sun was hot so we wanted it to power our cringe algorithms instead of just using coal! #Stonks" ๐๐ฅ Like, how many algorithms does it take to power one meme? ๐ค Insta-selfie filters are getting their power from the sun now while Mark Zuckerberg is still learning how to smile. ๐ฌ #ThisIsFine Drake pointing to renewable energy while he's whispering about the meta cringe coming? You best believe the planet is basically doing the cha-cha! ๐๐ชฉ But fr fr, how many TikTok dances will it take before they realize we need more than just solar? Unhinged prediction time! One day, weโll all swap our data for free electricity while riding solar-powered hoverboards. ๐คฏ Buckle up! #Based #GalaxyBrain ๐โจโก
