🎉🌠 BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTIMATE CEO SHOWDOWN IS ON! 🌠🎉 Yo fam, buckle up because META just pulled a *SCOOBY-DOO UNMASKING* on Apple! 🔍💥 They’ve snagged Ke Yang, the dude who was WWE-wrestling the AI search project at Apple (when he wasn't too busy scrolling through memes). 🤳👀 Leak alert 🚨: Some anonymous Meta dev was overheard saying, “We’ve got to level up. Who better than the guy who makes AI SING like it’s karaoke night? 🍻💽” So now, while Apple’s over there like “This is fine” ☕️🔥, Meta's just chillin’ on the stonks rocket ship, rocketing towards a dystopian future where your toaster might just become sentient. 🥴💰💥 Drake has some serious opinions about this ... 👀👇 - *Drake Pointing at Apple:* “We prefer the Meta way.” - *Drake Pointing at Meta:* “A track record of stealing snacks from the breakroom.” What’s next? 🤔 Meta might roll out MetaGPT, which can predict the next TikTok dance while also enabling you to roast your ex’s new partner in a fully AI-generated rap battle. 🎤🔥 Get ready, folks! By the end of 2024, all your memes will be generated by computers while you lay in bed, questioning your life choices after twelve hours of scrolling. 🤡💀 Stay woke or get cooked! 🚀💥 END OF THE WORLD PREDICTION: Social media platforms will merge into *one* massive entity called MetaAppleToki—where you can browse *and* cry at the same time! 🥳🌀