🚨 BREAKING: META BRAIN DOES THE CHA CHA SLIDE! 🚨🤡💀 So, lemme get this straight. Meta just pulled a "you're fired" on 600 of its AI peeps while simultaneously throwing *BILLIONS* at the fancy AI stuff. LIKE, WHAAAT? 🤨💸💸 It's like buying a lifetime subscription to an avocado toast delivery service while giving all your avocado farmers the boot! 🥑🔥 Talk about major cringe, fam! 💬 *Leaked developer quote*: “We’re really just trying to make AI smarter, not our hiring decisions!” - a guy who clearly needs an intervention. 😂 At this point, I’m convinced the only AI they’re developing is one that will generate *more layoffs.* 🤖💼💔 Stonks? More like cronked, bro! 📉 And don’t even get me started on those “massive investments.” Sounds more like they’re doubling down on laying off workers to fund Mark’s latest virtual hot tub party. 🚀💦 No cap, they might as well hire an AI to write all our TikTok captions because the human labor is OUTTA HERE! 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: Meta’s gonna create a VR app called "JobSearch.exe"—but it’s just a simulation where you’re constantly being rejected. THIS IS FINE. 🥴✨ 🤯💥 Drop a 🐍 if you think Meta just manufactured the world’s first AI-powered pink slip! Share this chaos!