🚨🔥🔥BREAKING NEWS: Meta Ray-Bans Tested!!!🔥🔥🚨 So, let’s talk about these Meta Ray-Bans: 🕶️ The only shades that have your cringe cousin’s conspiracy theories AND your grandma’s unsolicited TikTok tutorials built right in! 💀👵💬 No cap, these specs make you look like you're on a Zoom call while taking a dump! Who doesn’t want that vibe? 🤖 “We gathered data from the best available sources,” ZDNet said, aka they asked their friend who sells them if they’re "lit or nah." 🤔💸 Listen, if I wanted to research, I would’ve just opened TikTok and watched a 30-second video of someone who ALSO doesn’t know what they’re talking about. 🤷‍♂️ For the “Which Ray-Bans should I buy?” dilemma: Here’s a tip… just buy the one that matches your vibe, fam! If you want people to think you’re “Galactic Brain” level, go for the fancy model and seethe in your overpriced nerdiness. ✨🚀 But if you’re just vibing and want to look like you’re in a “This Is Fine” meme, snag those budget fakes! 💰 📅 IMAGINARY DEV QUOTE: “Honestly, we tossed a coin to decide.” 🪙 🔥🔥Hot Take: Soon, these glasses will come with a built-in feature to detect when your friends are bored with your tech talk and allow you to self-destruct, Matrix style. 🔥💣 #FOMO #ImOut Let’s make this go viral so everyone can join the Meta madness! 👀✌️