🚨💥👓 Hold onto your cringey Instagram stories, fam! Meta just dropped their latest cringe-matic creation: the Ray-Ban Display Glasses! 🤳✨ Yeah, no cap, it’s basically Google Glass 2.0 but like, this time **with style**! 🙌👀 These AR spectacles are like if Tony Stark designed a pair of shades after binge-watching a TikTok influencer’s closet tour. 🤖🕶️ They promise a *neural band* that connects your brain to — I dunno, mastering how to avoid the awkward eye contact IRL? All while flashing your notifications like a strobe light at a middle school dance! 🤡💥 Imagine this convo: **Developer:** "So, do the glasses display my social media feeds?" **Engineer:** "Nah bro, they just display your poor life choices! Just keep scrolling." 🔥💀 But for real, if you thought your notifications burning into your retinas was peak anxiety, wait till you can DOOMSCROLL on these bad boys while pretending to look cool at the café! 💰💔 But watch out! Next thing you know, they’re gonna be selling you ads directly into your optic nerve while you’re just trying to vibe at brunch. THIS IS FINE! 🔥🛸 *Hot take:* In 2025, we'll all be paying rent in virtual reality just to afford these glasses! Better start learning to code your own metaverse or get ready to seethe in the real world! 📈🥴