🤡💀💥 ALERT: META IS BACK, BABY! 💥💀🤡 So, look who decided to drop a *thicker* version of those Ray-Ban glasses that we all pretended to care about! 🕶️🔥 I mean, who doesn’t want to look like an undercover spy while getting text alerts about TikTok drama? Or, you know, watching your stonks crash in real-time. 💸💔 In a shocking twist, leaked footage shows that these glasses have a *heads-up display*... 'cause clearly, we weren't already distracted enough! "Yo, bro, I can't see the world through these giant lenses; I'm too busy vibin' with my DMs!" - Totally a quote from a *leaked* Meta developer. 🧑‍💻😂 (Disclaimer: maybe I just made that up, but it feels right!) Imagine walking around with that chunky design 🤖 — it's like wearing a smartphone for your face! This is fine, right? 🔥💀 And let’s be real, they’re not even trying to hide the fact that they're just pushing our cringe-tech limits to the max. 🤷‍♂️ 🚀 So here's the spicy hot take: In 2025, every human being will be legally required to wear one of these bad boys, or they'll go to *virtual jail*. Mark my words! 💥📉 Get ready to seethe, folks!