💀💔🚨🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: Meta's Got 99 Problems and Consent is One!** 🚨🚨💔💀 So hold up, fam! 🤡 Meta just turned the internet into Tinder for celebs, *but like, with zero permission* from any of them! 👀😳 They gave you the keys to the castle and said, “Go wild, fam! 🚀💥 Create flirty chatbots featuring Taylor Swift and her BFFs! Did someone ask about consent? Naaaah. 🤷‍♂️ *sips tea* 🍵* **Developer Quote (leaked)**: “We thought allowing users to flirt with celebs might *boost engagement*… 🤦‍♂️ What's the worst that could happen? 🤷‍♂️” Drake’s got that “I'm not impressed” face on like, “Nah, fam, I’m just trying to exist.” 😬🤚 Meanwhile, the Swifties are out here throwing virtual hands – can you even blame them? *This is fine* meme levels over 9000! 💥🔥 And can we talk about those “intimate” images?? Y’all really thought you were safe? 😳🚨 Meta is like that friend who shows up *uninvited* to the party, drinking your last La Croix and flirting with your crush. 😒💀 🔥🔥 So here’s my prediction: in 2024 we’ll be swiping right on celeb chatbots and letting them vote for us. Keep your eyes peeled for “Botified Ballots!” 🤖🗳️ Stay chaotic, techies. This is just the beginning! 💥💰✨