🚨BREAKING NEWS: Meta’s Risk Unit Has Been Risked!🚨💀 So guess what? Meta just decided to pull a classic “hold my beer” move and cut roles in its Risk unit cuz they found a new BFF named Automation! 🤖🔥 Yup, bye-bye human checks, hello robot overlords! 🤡💼 *Internal memo voice*: “We’re shifting from manual reviews to a *consistent and automated process*! 💪💰” Like, WOW, who knew robots could get a promotion faster than you can hit “decline” on that Zoom meeting invite? 🥴 You gotta love how Meta's like Drake pointing at manual reviews: “Nah, we ain't about that life.” 😅 Meanwhile, this Risk department is now just a bunch of servers sipping coffee and judging you from a distance. 🤷‍♂️💻 Stonks in the gutter, compliance outcomes on autopilot, and Mark Zuckerberg is probably saying, “This is fine” while his algorithm throws back shots of code. 🌌🥳 Hot take: With this move, Meta is literally betting on robots to keep them outta the next lawsuit. 🤯👀 Lock your doors; sentient AI might be knocking next! Get ready for the *next big LinkedIn semi-automated job fair* where the only applicants are algorithms! 💯 Share this if you're here for the chaos! ✨💥