🌟 **BREAKING NEWS: META IS BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE CRINGE** 🌟 🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we dive into the chaotic world of Meta’s latest dumpster fire! 🔥 They’ve decided that the Poke feature is BACK, and they’re trying to make it a LIT flirt game for Gen Z! Like, WHAT?? 😳 Imagine this: you’re scrolling through Facebook, ignoring the endless drudgery of your relatives’ posts. Suddenly, BAM! A soft *poke* from your crush. This is the 2023 equivalent of a love letter, right? 😂💌 But let’s be real – it’s basically like sending a digital *"I’m awkward and don’t know how to DM you!"* 🚀 And who thought this was a good idea? *15-year-old intern named Steve*: “Poking will get Gen Z to feel connected, fr fr.” 🤡💀 NGL, I’m here for the snackable chaos 🍿 and watching Meta’s desperate attempts to revive features that no one asked for. If poking works, who’s gonna resurrect FarmVille next? 🍓👩‍🌾 SO, folks, here’s the hot take: in 2025, we’ll all be poking like it’s 2005. This is fine. *Insert Drake pointing meme here* 👀💔✨ Get your pokes ready, fam. The cringe is about to go interstellar! 🚀✨💰