🚨💔 BREAKING: Meta Pulls the Plug on Messenger for Mac & Windows! 💔🚨 Y’all heard it right! As of DECEMBER 15TH (mark your calendars, fam!), Meta is throwing its Messenger desktop apps into the digital dumpster fire 🗑️🔥. Think of it like a breakup, but instead of crying, you'll just be chatting on Facebook. Yes, the social media equivalent of, “It’s not you, it’s *me*” 🤡💔. 📅 So, you’ve got 60 days to save those cringeworthy convo histories before they become a meme no one asked for. Don't miss those patented “Seen” notifications in your life! It’s like getting ghosted by that one friend who only speaks in memes. 🔥 “Bro, it’s a total *cope* move,” one Meta developer (totally legit, I swear) said under their breath while sipping a $10 latte. “We’re just trying to streamline the app process… or should I say, MEME-process.” 🤖 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just over here trying to figure out how to send an emoji without crying. 😢 So, when your chats disappear like your last TikTok crush, just remember: THIS IS FINE. 🐕🔥 🚀 Hot take? In 2024, messenger pigeons will be our only hope for communication on the desktop. Bet! 😜💰