🚨BREAKING: Meta’s Solar Power Move - More Shocking than your Grandma’s Facebook posts! 🌞💀 So, hold onto your overpriced iPhones, fam! Meta just swooped in and bought 1 GIGAWATT (💪🌎) of solar energy! That’s enough juice to power your great aunt’s meme-sharing sessions AND mine all at once. Talk about a flex! 💅✨ Imagine Mark Zuckerberg sitting in his meta-dungeon, sipping oat milk lattes while staring at a giant solar farm like it’s a life-sized LEGO set. “Why power my data centers with fossil fuels when I can throw cash at the sun?” 🤖💰 #Based In the words of a "leaked" dev we totally didn’t make up: “We’re going green, but like, in a cringe way. They better throw us a pizza party for this!” 🍕🔥 While Meta buys solar, Twitter’s selling memes for stonks and TikTok’s out here convincing your dog to become an influencer. This is fine. 🤡 But fr fr, this is just the tip of the solar iceberg. In 2025, expect TikTok to announce their *exclusive* series on how to farm solar memes for clout! 📈🚀 Unhinged Prediction: Next week, Elon Musk will buy the moon JUST for its solar power! #MoonStonks 🌕💀✨