🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: THE BATTLE OF THE SMART GLASSES* 🔥🚨 So, like, even REALities just dropped the EVEN G2 smart glasses, and they’re *lightweight* and *big display* - like a gentle breeze whispering sweet nothings into your eyeballs while you scroll through TikTok✨👀. Meta who? 🤡💀 Meanwhile, EVERYONE wearing their overpriced *Ray-Bans* is like “This is fine,” while wearing a $2000 pair of sunglasses that only gives them a middle finger emoji over their timelines. 🤬🤖 #MetaCrisis And let’s not snooze on the R1 smart ring (no, not THAT R1, get your GPAs straight, fam 💼👨‍🎓). This bad boy lets you CONTROL your glasses. So now you can pretend that your attire is more high-tech than your social life. Stonks? More like *cringe stocks* 💰📉. But here’s the REAL tea ☕: “Leaked Developer says,” and I quote, “If you thought smart glasses were going to revolutionize your life, welcome to the dystopia where your mom has a better understanding of tech than you.” 😳💀 Prediction time: In 5 years, EVERYONE will be wearing AR glasses that show their real-life credit scores, and we’re all gonna be like "WE GOING DOWN." 🚀💔 Share if you can't wait to see the inevitable chaos! #EvenG2 #MetaWho?