🚨 BREAKING: Meta’s Horizon Worlds is getting a *GLOW UP*!!! 💅✨ Move over, boring Zoom calls; it’s time for some wild VR shenanigans! 🎮💥 So, Meta (aka "the company that keeps trying to make fetch happen" 🥴) is throwing money at a new game engine for Horizon Worlds that’s basically replacing the visuals of a potato with some solid next-gen graphics. 🥔➡️🚀 (Like, I’m just picturing Zuck watching it all unfold while saying “this is fine” in a burning room of investment cash) 🔥💸 They’ve got something called the “Meta Horizon Studio” (very on-brand, guys 🙄💁‍♂️), where creators can whip up 3D worlds faster than you can say “NFTs are cringe.” 🖼️💀 I heard a developer literally said, "I asked the AI for a new environment and it said, ‘bro, just Google it.’” 🤖😂 But here’s the kicker: despite all these upgrades, Horizon Worlds is still about as popular as a Windows Phone! 📱💀 So, no cap, if you’re still vibing in the metaverse, you might wanna switch to the “dark mode” – not because it’s cooler, but because it’s the only place Meta can actually hide its failures! 🤷‍♂️ 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within two years, we WILL see Zuck dressed as an NPC in his own failed metaverse, asking us to “please enter” for just one NFT ticket to ride! 🎟️👾 #MetaMadness #StonksOrStonksNot?