🚨 BREAKING NEWS Y'ALL: Meta's launching a super PAC in California and it’s about to get REAL 🤑💥 That's right folks, Mark Zuckerberg is putting on his superhero cape (or is it just a plain old hoodie? 🤷‍♂️) and rolling out the cash like it's a free sample day at Costco. The new political squad known as Mobilizing Economic Transformation Across (Meta) California is here to support tech-friendly candidates—because who doesn’t want their politicians to be more chill with AI 🤖💀? Listen, if you think regulating AI is hard, try explaining it to your grandma while she’s still asking you how to send a meme on Facebook 😂. Meta’s ready to throw “tens of millions” behind candidates who think voting “yes” on deepfake elections is just “this is fine” level of governance. Leaked quote from a Meta dev: “We plan to use AI to create the most convincing ‘yes men’ in political history—imagine politicians actually doing what we want, no cap.” 🤖💰 Midterms are approaching faster than your WiFi buffering during a Netflix binge, and we all know CA will be the ultimate battleground. So get your popcorn (or avocado toast if you're in Silicon Valley) ready! 🍿🥑 Unhinged hot take: In five years, we’ll be electing a sentient robot as governor because “it’s more qualified” than humans. BLACK MIRROR WHO? 🚀🔥