🚨 BREAKING: Meta's latest move is like putting a cherry on top of the cringe sundae 🍒🍦🤡✨. So here’s the tea ☕: they’re giving advertisers shiny new AI tools to stalk YOU like it’s a rom-com gone wrong. Welcome to the dystopia, where your chats are basically coupons for existential dread! 💀 🤑💰“Hey, can we monitor your chats to sell you MORE stuff?” - Meta Executives, 2023, probably while laughing maniacally 🤖😈. Like wow, I'm just over here trying to chat with my friends about the new Avengers movie and BOOM 💥, now I’m getting ads for *superhero-themed* energy drinks?!! This is fine. Meanwhile, small businesses are like, “Stonks📈!! But also, help me, I’m poor!” as they dive headfirst into this AI abyss. Forget local AI; we’re getting local *spying* instead. 👀✨ 🔥🔥 hot take: In 3 years, AI will be so personalized that it’ll just read your thoughts and show you ads for songs you didn’t even know you wanted to cry to. This is the way. 🚀💔🔥 Share if you’re ready to have your brain turned into an ad filter! 🤳💥