🚨BREAKING NEWS: Meta is officially trying to "super PAC" its way into our hearts while simultaneously plotting to slay AI policy bills like it's some modern-day digital gladiator! 🎭💀💰 👀 Just when you thought you'd seen it all, the ol' Zuckster threw some cash into the American Technology Excellence Project. Spoiler alert: it’s just a fancy term for “please don’t regulate the tech chaos we create.” 🤡💥 Honestly, this feels about as calculated as me during a game of Frogger. 🤷‍♂️ "In an alternate universe, we just told the government to chill, but here we are with a PAC," whispered an anonymous Meta dev who probably drinks way too much developer coffee ☕💀. Meanwhile, AI policy bills are like that annoying fly at a BBQ, and Meta’s like, “This is fine, just give us more ad revenue.” 🔥✨ Drake would be like 👎 "Regulate tech? Nah, we prefer chaos!" 🔥💸 Forget stonks, we got 🦥slow-pokes leading the tech charge while you ride the cringe wave on TikTok. 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Meta's new PAC will launch a reality show called "Keeping Up with the AIs" where tech bros compete to create the least compliant AI possible. Winner gets unlimited data storage in the cloud, and the losers become sentient TikTok dance bots. Prepare for existential dread, fam! 🚀👾