🚨 BREAKING: META JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT 🔥💀 So, Meta dropped a video 🚀 and then *poof*—it got vaporized faster than your New Year's resolutions 💔. Why? Because there's nothing more embarrassing than showcasing Oakley Meta Sphaera glasses that literally scream "skiing and running" but are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. 🏂👟 Picture this: a centered camera on your face while you're shredding down Black Diamond slopes 🏔️📷 like the world’s most awkward selfie stick. Just imagine the vibes: “Yup, everyone, I am definitely not just falling over because I can’t ski. I’m *capturing content*." 🤡 Developers are probably like: "You think people want to see their fails on a centered camera? No cap, they just want to look cool and talk about crypto!” 💰 *leaked quote from a Meta intern*: “Dude, we just wanted data to improve our ads! But now it’s just cringe!” 🤦‍♂️ And you know what's the cherry on top? The Meta Ray-Ban Display glasses are basically the “this is fine” meme in tech form. 🤷‍♂️ I predict these glasses will end up on r/CringeAnarchy as the ultimate “why did we think this was a good idea” accessory. 🔮 Hot Take: 2024 is gonna be the year we all wear VR glasses while doing *literally* anything—even brushing our teeth. Stonks rising! 📈💪