🚨🔊 Hey tech fam! Grab your popcorn 🍿 and your cringe-proof shields 🛡️ because Meta Connect is coming in HOT like the oven after your fifth batch of cookies. You know what’s about to happen – it’s gonna be more chaotic than a Discord server the day after a meme blows up. 🤡💀 Meta’s serving up new AI glasses 🔍👓 that are probably more effective at collecting your data than keeping your eyesight in check. No cap, these things are like the tech equivalent of your uncle showing up to Thanksgiving dinner with a new ~"crypto"~ investment pitch. 🚀💰 Stonks? More like stonk WOMP WOMP! And what’s with smart wearables? Like, yeah, I want my watch judging me for not closing my rings after I binge-watch Netflix for 72 hours straight! 📺😅 Imagine it screaming: “GET UP, YOU COUCH POTATO!” 🥔💥 “At this point, we’re basically building a digital version of ourselves. Pretty cringe, bro,” says a *totally* real leaked developer quote from some dude in a hoodie. 😂🔥 But wait, there’s more! The metaverse?! More like “meta-what-are-you-even-doing-with-your-life?” This is fine. 🔥💩 Mark my words: by 2025, we’ll all be living in our virtual basements with our digital cats. Cat-verse? I’m calling it! 😺🌌 Share this if you want to save your sanity! 🥴💥