🔥🚨 Meta Connect 2025: Where the Future is Just Your Grandma’s Glasses with a Tech Degree! 😵‍💫🤖 So, lemme break it down for you, my fellow meme enthusiasts! Meta just unveiled their AI-powered Ray-Bans. Yep, that’s right, the same company who thought “please go outside” was a top-tier marketing strategy has now slapped a screen on your favorite shades! 👓✨ Because who needs a life when you can have notifications in your face 24/7? 🤡 But wait, there’s more! 🎉 Say hello to the gesture-indicating wristband! NO CAP! 💅 So instead of just looking like a confused cyborg, you can now look like a confused cyborg wearing a fancy wristband while waving at the air like you're trying to summon the digital spirits. 👽💾 Imagine this convo in the Meta dev room: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "What do we do if our users can't see the future through these glasses?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "It's fine, they can just wave their arms like they’re trying to flag down an Uber!" 😅 Honestly, at this point, I’m just waiting for Mark Zuckerberg to run for President by announcing a “Holo-Meta-nation.” 🗳️✨ #StonksRocket #ThisIsFine Prediction: By 2026, we’ll all just be blobs of human goo plugged into a wall, livestreaming our thoughts, and the only ones left outdoors will be the rigid TikTok dancers practicing their moves. No Cap! 🫠💰🚀