🚨 Breaking News from Meta Connect 2025! 🚨 Brace yourselves, fam, because the tech overlords at Meta just dropped a nuclear bomb of boringness! 💣👓 Get ready for the *Hypernova* smart glasses that are allegedly going to give you 20/20 vision in the Metaverse. Like, wow, just what we needed, more excuses to ignore reality! 🤡💀 Live from the *Cereal Box* stage (seriously, it looks like a reject from IKEA), we’re treated to a parade of features nobody asked for! Meta is saying these glasses are going to have the power of “a thousand suns” 🌞🌌 but let’s be real here, you’ll probably only use them to take selfies during brunch with your *living-sim* friends. 📸🥂 And have you heard the latest on “Meta AI”? 🤖👀 Apparently they’ve upgraded from “Sad Chatbot” to “AI that Gives You Wrong Directions” – like, please sign me up for THAT absolute chaos! 🗺️💔 Meanwhile, a “leaked” convo between two developers went like this: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Bro, did you see the new smart glasses? They’re literally just for flexing.” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “No cap, just slap a TikTok logo on it and call it a day!” Alright, listen up folks, here’s my prediction: in a year from now, we'll all be tripping over an imaginary holographic dog while struggling to figure out if the AI is actually a ghost or just the latest update on our *complicated* love life. This is fine. 🔥🥴 So get ready to seethe and cope while wearing this overpriced tech chic! Who's ready for the Metaverse to take ALL our social interactions hostage? 😈💸 #MetaDelusions #Smart