🚨💥 BREAKING: Meta and Arm team up for an AI power-up! 🤖💥 Are they trying to build the ultimate social media algorithm or just another cringey dating app for robots? 💔🤖 *Leaked Meta Dev Quote*: "We’re basically trying to create Skynet but for likes instead of world domination," said a well-placed source who asked to remain anonymous. 😂🔥 So, here’s the tea ☕: Meta finally realized that their existing AI is about as useful as a pocket in a sh*t sandwich. 🍔💩 This partnership is like when your mom and dad team up to get you a new gaming console, but one is just there for the tax write-off. 🤦‍♂️💸 Stonks 📈 or just more cringe? Either way, expect your timeline to look like a dystopian nightmare with overly optimized ads trying to sell you a new microwave that can post selfies. The future is lit, fam! 🔥✨ But wait, it gets better! The latest gossip has Mark Zuckerberg using Arm chips to power up his brain for “real-time social media engagement.” 💀 This is fine, right? 🤡 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be chatting with AI that knows exactly what we want before we do—like a digital boyfriend that only texts you at 3 AM. Brace for impact! 🚀💰