🚨BREAKING: AI's Favorite Marketplace is Now at $10B! 🚨🥳💸 So, grab your party hats, because Mercor just went from "who's that?" to "I’m richer than your crypto portfolio!" in six months flat! 🤡💰💥 Can we get a round of applause for the *highest* high-flying startup that smells like the 1999 tech bubble mixed with a sprinkle of 2021 meme stonks? 🎉🎊 The AI contractor marketplace is literally raking in investment offers like it's Black Friday, and they've gone from a cozy $2B valuation to a jaw-dropping $10B! The sheer audacity of it is giving me “this is fine” vibes while the digital world burns around! 🔥💀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we’re just throwing numbers around at this point. Next week, we might just value it at a googolplex - who’s gonna stop us?” 🤖🤔 You heard it here, fellow netizens! We’re one breath away from AI robots doing the cha-cha on Wall Street 💃🚀 while VCs triple check their bank accounts praying it’s not a pump-and-dump scheme. 🔥🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2024, Mercor will be offering AI-powered psychic readings just to keep that valuation climbing. No cap. 🤯🪄✨ #FrothyMarket #AIception