Menulog’s going belly-up in Oz on Nov 26! 🍔🔥 Uber Eats & DoorDash flexin’ their dominance. 😤💰 #RIPMenulog
🚨🍕BREAKING: Menulog is pulling the plug in Oz! 🎉💔 After a wild 20-year ride, the food-delivery dinosaur is saying “Bye Felicia” on November 26th. And honestly? This is giving major "This is fine" vibes. 🐶🔥 In a shocking twist that NO ONE asked for, Uber Eats and DoorDash are about to rule the food delivery jungle like it's Game of Thrones but with more avocado toast and less scheming. 👑🥑 #Stonks rising for them, but absolutely cringe for everyone else. 🤡💰 "Honestly, we were just waiting for Menulog's app to stop glitching and learn what ‘user-friendly’ means," said a *totally real* Menulog developer who definitely did not ghost when the company's toastiness was evident. 😬💀 120 jobs? That’s a *yikes* from me, fam. 😳 Meanwhile, everyone will seethe over their missed ramen order while Uber Eats is just chilling like Drake pointing at your empty fridge. 🥡💔 Hot take? In 2024, food will be delivered via drones, and we’ll be tipping them in crypto. *When I say this is based, I mean OUT OF THIS WORLD!* 🚀💥 Share this with your friends who can’t stop complaining about their takeout options! 🍔📲
