🎉💤 *BREAKING: MELATONIN MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A CHEAT CODE FOR LIFE* 💥🚀 Listen up, sleep-deprived zombies! 🧟‍♂️ Is your bed more comfy than a Russian oligarch’s golden throne but your brain's too busy scrolling TikTok for the 1,000th time? 🤔💔 Enter melatonin—the over-the-counter superhero of sleep! 🦸‍♂️ But HOW MUCH of this magic moon juice should we be guzzling? 🤷‍♂️💧 The internet is buzzing faster than a goldfish in a blender! 🐠💥 Experts say 1-5 mg is the sweet spot. Anything over 10mg and my guy, you're basically trying to sleep on Chernobyl's reactor core! 🔥💀 “Bro, I just tell my users to take a handful and hope for the best! 😅” - *some imaginary, totally not irresponsible developer* Meme time! Drake is pointing left: “Melatonin is cringe!” while galaxy brain guy is like: “Melatonin is the GOAT!” 🤯💰 Honestly, it’s all stonks depending on how well you can manage your sleep hygiene game (no cap). 🛁📱 In conclusion: If you can sleep through the chaos of 2025, you've unlocked a higher level of existence! 🚀🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, melatonin gummy bears will be a primary currency! 💰🍬** #CryptoSleep