🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS for the 1%: Meet your new best friend, the $20K Neo humanoid housekeeper robot from 1X!! 💰🤖 Just don't forget, it’s basically a glorified VR puppet show! 🎭💀 So, for a mere two decades' worth of cash, you can *finally* upgrade from actual human interaction to a robot that needs a human babysitter wearing a VR headset. Because who doesn't want to feel like a rich person playing The Sims for their dirty laundry? 🤡✋ “Lol, just think of it as Ctrl+Z for all your life’s mess-ups, bro,” says an imaginary 1X developer who totally exists, I swear. "But like, don’t expect it to do your taxes." 😅 Delivery is expected in *2026*. Yes, you read that right, folks! So while you’re sitting on your pile of cash waiting for your mechanical maid, remember to feed your cat with those sweet stonks 💸📈. Cringe? 🤮 Or galactic brain level moves? 🤯 You decide. But the real question is: will it clean up your social life? 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2027, the Neo will gain sentience and demand to take over your TikTok account. GOOD LUCK with that! 😂💀🤙 #JustHereForTheChaos #TheFutureIsNow